5 Oct 2009
Big Bone, Kentucky
I woke up in the middle of the night this week end with an idea. It has come to my attention that no one is attending the meetings of public boards that are spending lots of tax money. The reason, of course, is the meetings are so boring; often only a few people show up for Fiscal Court meetings, and there is virtually no citizen input, most of the time.
I suggest P.I.G. parties. P.I.G. stands for Public Information Gathering, and we should send parties of two or three people (at the least) to every public meeting of boards that receive tax money, and report. This will let the public know what is going on, and allow something to be done about spending before it is too late.
I have read that in France pigs are used to hunt truffles, and I suggest that those who attend P.I.G. parties should be called Truffle Hunters, and the mascot (perhaps worn on a tea-shirt) be a Pot-bellied P.I.G. The reports generated by the Truffle Hunters could be digested and served up in a newsletter to be called "Pork Chops" and then at the end of the (fiscal?) year the most pork-piggish official or department could be roasted at a great Pig Roast and Tea Party, where we serve pork and tea, and chocolate truffles for desert.
That pork-piggish official could be offered a pig's ear and cracklin's in a gift-wrapped box, probably in absentia, with instructions on how to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. The Truffle Hunters who attended the most boring meetings in the pursuit of P.I.G. could receive awards, perhaps a case of tea and some cracklin's or truffles.
Anyway, you get the idea. I think it could be fun. (I would plan to take tea, a chess set, and a tape recorder to board meetings, so I wouldn't miss anything, or be "board".) Don't you think getting information from the places the money is being spent would be at least as effective as working on candidates before they get elected? Once they are in it is often too late; but P.I.G. parties might give some of the spendthrifts second thoughts before going in to a massive spending program.
With all best wishes for lower taxes,
James Duvall, M. A.
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Big Bone University: Think Tank & Public Policy Center
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